MrMustard (mrmustard) wrote in godsnack,

Opening Statement

For these three transgressions, and the fourth, I will not revoke the punnishment. For you, O'Livejournal, are an abomination in my site...

O.K., that's not a good beginning. Perhaps I should tone it down a bit. I am preparing for my apotheosis. I plan to get installed as the God of sandwitch meats and sugar water (that includes all soda!). I'm working on my eleventh labor right now, the one where I get Americans to buy water that is really not just water but water AND sugar. I think I'm going to make it. Looking forward to the ambrosia diet.
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